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this little shant's a

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romance tells our sailor took a

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chance he bought a boat for almost

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double its worth then gave his girl a

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double birth she got a double bunk

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Double Trouble bunk she really had a

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hunk of trouble in that bunk she'd

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rather leave her bones to Dear Old Dy

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Jones much better to have sunk than

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share that double bunk e

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o they say all nice girls

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lar his ling wasn't getting

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far still like they tell you there's

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more fish in the sea but who wants fish

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not me she got a double bunk double tble

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bunk she really had a hunk of trouble in

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that delay is better any day she rather

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would havek that dou he had a douk dou

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trouble he really had a hun of trouble

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with that buk the na is not the same it

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seems an awful shame sleeping like a mon

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in an empty double e

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you're Bill Colonel I'm sure I don't

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have to remind you it's two weeks

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overdue

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9:00 and time for Saturday Beauty Club

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good morning ladies this is your own

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Michelle now this morning there are two

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points I should like to raise the bust

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and the hips just a simple little

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exercise to improve our bust line ready

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on the back

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ladies are we all on our backs now

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ladies I want you to raise your right

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arms above your heads and at the same

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time I want you to kiss your left

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knee now then with a one and a two and a

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kiss the

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KNE who is it look it's me

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hurry are you mad you see coming in here

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take a look at

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that did you see this could be the

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answer to our

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problem but I don't understand I mean

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we've

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never besides I haven't got a Telly what

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look not that dear that there marked in

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ink what

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this complete home for

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1,100 in a most sought after

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area do you realize that we've been

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engaged for 3

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months and I've never seen you in

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anything secluded yet accessible it's

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not as if I've known you in the

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summer at least i' have seen you in a

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bathing costume oh do shut up a minute

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let me finish this two bedrooms Dining

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Room Lounge kitchen bathroom where it's

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the right size Charming Garden apply

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Harper House booat Jasmine it's not a

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house you idiot it's a boat well it's a

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house boat and at least it's somewhere

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to live you said we couldn't get married

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until we'd found somewhere to live I'm

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beginning to feel like a Trappist monk

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it was only

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I I read somewhere that it's very bad

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for the

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health does something terrible to the

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brain I should have known you were a sex

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maniac when you came to that door six

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months ago and asked for a shilling for

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the meter I had a tin full of them

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darling if the old OG finds you in here

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she have us both thrown out I only want

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to kiss you after all we are

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engaged why are you afraid of

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me not afraid of you idiot

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by

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over M de keep quiet she may go

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away get in the bed in the bed

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well a bit more attractive than

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Hammersmith now you won't rush into

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anything will you I mean just because we

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haven't found exactly what we're looking

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for that's what we've been saying for

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the last 3 months now we've only got a

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week to find something we would have had

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two weeks if you hadn't called her a

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filthy-minded old so she is just

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cuz we happen to be in bed

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apply

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Harper that's me Alfred op a name just

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been doing the weekly

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shopping oh uh my name's GED this is my

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fiance Miss I'll do miss Ste how do you

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do looking for somewhere to set a per

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yes well now I'm not sure I can let you

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have Jasmine we've had a terrific

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response to the advert it's rather large

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isn't it I don't

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know good

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Heavens not that old tub that belongs to

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Watson Leonard Watson he owns the

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mornings property dealer early you know

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no this is

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Jasmine interesting lands hasn't you

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Lord kle the steel magnet was the

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previous an

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un well now shall we go aboard and Ste

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you this way thank

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you uh we'll uh start at this end shall

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we makes a nice room doesn't it

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amazing who would have thought there was

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so much space that's one of the things I

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like about a boat plenty of coverboard

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space

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too had one or two of the boys on board

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for drink that's another thing about

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boats plenty of social life well come

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down below oh you'll have to get out of

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the habit of seeing Dawn Stars you

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know this is your my girl G or

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kitchen and this is a little woman My

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Dear Mr Godard and his fiance Miss how

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do there thank you very much they are

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interested in buying the

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boat do you really mean it Alfred do you

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mean it of course I mean

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it she hates the thought of leaving it

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you know

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then I'll take a grip on yourself old

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girl take a

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grip bathroom and usual

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offices this is May

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Kevin beautifully fitted out isn't you

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very nice Lord Kettle spent over £5,000

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in a you know 15

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thousand yeah she is at speed taking on

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the riv I believe oh she's beautiful

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isn't she Dary yes remember we only

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looking shall we go along excuse

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me this is a little woman's cabin she

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doesn't sleep too well you know so I

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thought it would be nice for her to have

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her own little

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cabin don't go getting ideas your coming

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in there with

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me electricities Shilling in the slot

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and Watson charges two qu a week for the

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morning not bad is she oh I think it's

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marvelous well you've been most kind Mr

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Harper I think we've taken up quite

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enough of your time you'll stay every

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bit to lunch Mrs harer will be very

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upset if you did oh that's most kind of

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of you but I really good then that's

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settled it'll have to be pop like I afid

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I'll just pop down to the gy and see

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what mother could knock

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up can't let a chance like this girl

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1,00 why the G is that a Furniture house

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if we ever found one now you promised

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you wouldn't get involved we ought to

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think about it for a I've been thinking

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for five solid minutes I can't see any

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snacks can you

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all right offer him 750 are you mad why

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throw us off the boat you herbody said

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it cost over

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15,000 do you think they really by

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Alfred I mean things would be so

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different if we could only get into the

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house again what with one thing and

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another I don't think my nose kind stand

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things are be just the same if we lived

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in Buckingham Palace and don't carry on

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about your

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nerves I've done the groundwork All That

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Remains is the C to cross

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and all you've got to do is to provide

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bacon and egg for four promto bacon and

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eggs before our dinner with her I've got

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the eggs I don't know whether I got the

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eggs you haven't got them lay them you

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cackling Old

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Hen hate you I hate you miss heart I'll

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knock up some bacon and eggs more than

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that I'd like to knock up I'll give you

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bacon and eggs I'll give you biton and

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Ary that's what you'll get from me

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launch won't be long Mrs Opa was

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delighted to hear you a St well we've

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thought it over Mr Harper and we'd like

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to have the boat good Heavens you're a

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chap to make a quick decision aren't you

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only it's a matter of price all right

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make me an

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offer I can always refuse it can't

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I well I hard they like 750 done

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all right then that thing And1 I haven't

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got time to argue don't be a silly boy

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I'm doing you a favor these things are

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gold dust second hand You Can Tell She's

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hardly been used look at the mats the

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pedal covers look who are you

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kidding oh yes I forgot you're in the

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recet

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too a hbook

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don't tell me you're still using that

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story that it belonged to two old ladies

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who only used it to go to church no I

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got a new Twist on that it used to

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belong to two old Jewish ladies who only

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used it to go to the synagogue it's good

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is it look yish good gimmick it sold

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three cars last week and one of them was

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a sports I thought I had more sense than

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to do a deal with you here give me a

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hand with a ribbon

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there we are all Ship Shape what out

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tonight e

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how about

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that hey Rob how do you feel a different

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woman new tenants are moving in Mr wson

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newly WS eh that's nice well here we go

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Oh

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no you're getting

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old I wouldn't rely on that if I were

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you

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oh oh are you all right I think so touch

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a dry

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rot I hope the bridegroom hasn't damaged

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himself perhaps I better introduce

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myself

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good evening I thought I'd better make

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myself known and my name is Watson

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Leonard bson Leonard Watson of course

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you own The Moorings oh well I'm Jack

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Goddard and this is my wife we just got

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married this afternoon congratulations

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thank you I heard you bought Harper's

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old boat I wondered when you were

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thinking of moving her moving her why

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should we want to move her oh then

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Harper didn't tell you about the

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agreement he's a dead flag character

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what agreement well you see I only

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bought the morning 6 months ago and the

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man who had them before went by I'm not

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surprised he was charging peanuts

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peanuts and that crafty Fox Harper well

284
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he managed to get a two-year agreement

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out of him two years oh

286
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for a moment you had me worried it

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expires in 3

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weeks

289
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oh all right how much if we want to stay

290
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here how much oh well I thought about

291
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about Fork quid Fork but that's double

292
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we're living in a world of rising costs

293
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lady a world of rising costs I find it

294
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hard to make both ends meet myself

295
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sometimes I bleed for you are there any

296
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other charges we should know about now

297
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let me see oh us the hard at the hose

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words 10 b a week 10 Shillings a week

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but couldn't we possibly Supply our own

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hose I'm sure we couldn't well no we

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only call it the hard of the hose but R

302
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it's for the water you have to pay for

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the water you see my dear I mean after

304
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all you can't expect to have anything

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for nothing can you is that the lot I

306
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think so how silly up me I nearly forgot

307
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the car park now we charge the visitors

308
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half a crown a night but uh well we like

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to help out our tenants so it's only 15

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po a week but that's over five pounds a

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week I know it's amazing how it mounts

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up isn't it this is

313
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blackmail really shouldn't use ugly

314
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words like that after all you're at

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liberty to move any time you want uh if

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you can find another

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moring cost you a bit to hire a tag of

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course and that's the only way you'll be

319
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able to move this old tub well uh I'll

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be seeing

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you I'll seem him dead

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[Applause]

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drop in again

324
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sometime you've got three weeks to get

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that wreck out of here don't forget

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three

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weeks oh well things are looking up we

328
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only had one week to get out of

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Hammersmith

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[Applause]

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[Music]

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[Music]

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[Applause]

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[Music]

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[Applause]

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basins quick basins oh my hat yeah

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[Music]

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there there

339
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where there's one behind you behind you

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on the brings to an end music in the

341
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romantic mood and now a selection from

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handles water music

343
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oh

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well back to the

345
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monastery I'll make some teeth

346
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what on Earth were you

347
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doing just

348
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thinking now touch a dry r what bad

349
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luck doesn't matter I'll

350
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survive I meant bad luck for me

351
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[Music]

352
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:06,600
hello Sid sh me a minute all right no

353
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worry just PA

354
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:14,640
him hello is that a picture of her

355
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:18,080
whatuh is that a picture of her

356
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:18,080
yeah what's your

357
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name

358
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:25,720
Peggy you know where it before you do

359
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you mind well you don't have to get the

360
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,159
needle I just thought I might know her

361
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that's all I think that's highly

362
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unlikely

363
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she's getting on a bit is she she's not

364
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all that old oh do me a favor she must

365
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be over 20 years old so she's over

366
00:21:36,799 --> 00:21:42,279
20 ah yes I recognize her tip now she

367
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:44,400
got a bit of a flat bottom ain't she oh

368
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boy you got to watch him I'm telling you

369
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:48,640
I remember one night during a war just

370
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outside Portsmouth rolling a bad all

371
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night we were I'm lying there minding me

372
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own business and suddenly she Chucks me

373
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straight out on the

374
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day

375
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hello is that your

376
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misses uhuh what a

377
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c what a lucky basket you are a wife

378
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:07,039
like that and a yacht well I suppose

379
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you'll be doing quite a bit of cruising

380
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then I'm afraid not the engine hasn't

381
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been started for 3 years oh that

382
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shouldn't bother a mechanic like you

383
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tell you what I'll do I'll give you a

384
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hand and you'll be all set oh I'd love

385
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to said my wife would never stand for it

386
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my wife would never stand for it have

387
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you gone Stone bunkers have you lost

388
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half your marbles look boy far be it for

389
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:27,240
me to interfere between man and wife but

390
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you're a for trouble don't talk such

391
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bloody rubbish and pass me that r ring

392
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spell I'm serious about it you got to be

393
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rough with him you think I'm going to

394
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give my wife a poke in the eye just to

395
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please you I didn't say that do you know

396
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what i' do beat her over the head with

397
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an iron bar no no no no no look there

398
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are other methods boy look now look

399
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looking at your wife that I can see

400
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she's a sort of bird who goes for the

401
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soft

402
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approach spring a surprise on her that's

403
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,240
what I

404
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do take her for a cruise this weekend

405
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sort of second honeymoon and I tell you

406
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what else I'll do I'll give up my

407
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weekend in Brighton and I'll come and be

408
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:08,039
your crew and your Navigator I can just

409
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,320
see the two of you lulling back there in

410
00:23:08,039 --> 00:23:10,880
the old deck chairs like a couple of

411
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millionaires and how much is it going to

412
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:14,600
cost you just a couple of above for fuel

413
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for the engine that's all to give your

414
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:18,360
wife the finest honeymoon that any

415
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woman's ever had cruising in her own

416
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:22,960
yacht you know you're not such an idiot

417
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,919
after all that be has two little pigs I

418
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:27,279
could run the engine you could do the

419
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navigation right why I'll come back to

420
00:23:27,279 --> 00:23:29,919
the boat with me now and take a look at

421
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her we can make a start on the engine

422
00:23:29,919 --> 00:23:33,640
right away right hey wait a minute what

423
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:39,039
about the misses do you think it'll be

424
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all right certainly am I a man or a

425
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[Music]

426
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:49,600
mouse oh I'd like it just up there can

427
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,240
you see the place that just there that's

428
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that's

429
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:58,740
it oh yes thank you

430
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[Music]

431
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:06,679
well that's about to Lo thank you thank

432
00:24:05,159 --> 00:24:08,440
you so much for delivering at such short

433
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notice too you see I want to give my

434
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:12,200
husband a surprise I should think you'd

435
00:24:10,159 --> 00:24:16,880
very likely

436
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:16,880
succeed oh thank you very much

437
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[Music]

438
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:25,320
ma' you don't think I've overdone it do

439
00:24:22,559 --> 00:24:28,120
you no ma I I should say you judged it

440
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:30,420
to a nicity you won't miss it and we

441
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won't feel the impact of sudden

442
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[Music]

443
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[Applause]

444
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:51,600
[Music]

445
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:53,039
wealth of course she's had quite a lot

446
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:56,690
done to us since that photograph was

447
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taken oh BL look at that lot

448
00:24:56,690 --> 00:25:12,000
[Music]

449
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:14,799
Peggy Peggy What on earth oh um this is

450
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:17,159
said Randall hello my wife Peggy what on

451
00:25:14,799 --> 00:25:20,320
Earth have you been do you like it like

452
00:25:17,159 --> 00:25:21,520
it I think it's um staggering I thought

453
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,640
it'd make the place look a bit more

454
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:27,120
homely my darling it is the most homely

455
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:28,320
boat in the world thank you do you think

456
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:30,279
you could get into the habit of calling

457
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:32,000
call it a house boat I mean it sounds so

458
00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:33,399
Bleak to say we live in a boat doesn't

459
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,679
it and after all it isn't as though

460
00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:38,799
we're ever going to use it as a boat no

461
00:25:35,679 --> 00:25:40,760
well um I uh just asked Sid if he'd pop

462
00:25:38,799 --> 00:25:43,240
by for some food I knew you wouldn't

463
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:45,200
mind oh no no of course not well you

464
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:46,919
could rustle us up some bacon and eggs

465
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,679
yes well I'll have to go down to the

466
00:25:46,919 --> 00:25:50,799
shops first fine fine well you'll you

467
00:25:48,679 --> 00:25:53,320
you'll just just make the bus you don't

468
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:55,360
mind going by bus do you Dary well no

469
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:57,399
marvelous marvelous then I can show it

470
00:25:55,360 --> 00:26:00,559
around the house uh the boat uh the

471
00:25:57,399 --> 00:26:00,559
house boat right out

472
00:26:01,679 --> 00:26:05,880
way

473
00:26:03,799 --> 00:26:08,080
bye marvelous I couldn't have done it

474
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,080
better

475
00:26:12,919 --> 00:26:17,919
myself have about half an hour before

476
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:21,279
she gets back oh don't worry boy we got

477
00:26:17,919 --> 00:26:24,760
plenty of time ah there she

478
00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:24,760
is I see what you

479
00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:29,520
mean no eggs

480
00:26:31,679 --> 00:26:34,600
well I want

481
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:43,399
it

482
00:26:40,039 --> 00:26:43,399
right let's get

483
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:51,919
cracking thanks for coming down to give

484
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:54,080
me a hand oh think nothing of it sker

485
00:26:51,919 --> 00:26:56,080
once you get that lot rolling boy off on

486
00:26:54,080 --> 00:27:00,240
a lovely Cruise you are L hope Peggy

487
00:26:56,080 --> 00:27:00,240
will stand for IT stand for it

488
00:27:02,410 --> 00:27:06,380
[Applause]

489
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:14,200
certainly women are like dogs you got to

490
00:27:12,279 --> 00:27:15,679
tell them what to do and make them do it

491
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:18,200
never let them Master you boy cuz they

492
00:27:15,679 --> 00:27:20,399
get confused a dog handler tell me that

493
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:24,000
coppery was nice fell used to bring me

494
00:27:20,399 --> 00:27:29,679
 in from outside what was his name

495
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:29,679
b no that well it doesn't matter anyway

496
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,520
your hp's working all

497
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:49,799
right thank you sure you can't think

498
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:51,399
what's happened to Charlie I expect he

499
00:27:49,799 --> 00:27:53,679
to had trouble getting away from his own

500
00:27:51,399 --> 00:27:59,440
woman never could see her standing for a

501
00:27:53,679 --> 00:27:59,440
stag party trip to Paris it's him

502
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,039
hey

503
00:28:02,399 --> 00:28:07,679
wait where have you been

504
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:09,720
Charlie I had to tell my M I was going

505
00:28:07,679 --> 00:28:11,760
on a five-day bicycle race well you

506
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:15,600
still don't have to dress for the party

507
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:15,600
 gave to see me off

508
00:28:30,279 --> 00:28:35,600
you are girl I get my breath back wish a

509
00:28:32,559 --> 00:28:38,159
good mate slip

510
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:40,399
disc a minute isn't that the fuel tap

511
00:28:38,159 --> 00:28:40,399
over

512
00:28:45,159 --> 00:28:50,159
there good thing I noticed that you know

513
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,519
smooth as silk I told you we'd do it all

514
00:29:05,399 --> 00:29:11,000
right didn't

515
00:29:06,519 --> 00:29:11,000
I we better hurry time's getting

516
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:15,600
short you want a good tip don't breed

517
00:29:13,799 --> 00:29:17,880
the wood about this Cruise until the day

518
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:20,880
a good idea sort of keep the element of

519
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,880
surprise

520
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,399
I don't forget not a

521
00:29:35,519 --> 00:29:39,760
word what

522
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:41,679
happened

523
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:44,360
darling you better get changed I'll

524
00:29:41,679 --> 00:29:46,320
bring you down a glass of Brandy well I

525
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,720
better be going in I got a bloke coming

526
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:49,640
around wants to trade in his Ur for an

527
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:54,159
ice cream vanand says a warm weather let

528
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:54,159
him down good luck

529
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:02,080
give me your wet things I'll hang them

530
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,080
up to

531
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:06,000
dry that's the

532
00:30:09,159 --> 00:30:13,600
idea of course the

533
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:20,960
exhaust must have been quite a little

534
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:23,559
bang coming unexpectedly like that it

535
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:24,559
would tend to throw you off your balance

536
00:30:23,559 --> 00:30:26,720
now look here there's no need to be

537
00:30:24,559 --> 00:30:28,840
bloody stupid about

538
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:31,519
this well how the hell was I to know you

539
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:32,760
were on that pishing gang blank as far

540
00:30:31,519 --> 00:30:35,600
as I was concerned you were safely out

541
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:37,120
of the way I mean safely doing I mean

542
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:39,360
doing the

543
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:41,320
shopping well anybody would think it was

544
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:44,080
a crime to start a pishing engine the

545
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,080
way you're carrying

546
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:52,640
on May I draw your attention to the fact

547
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:56,320
that I am not carrying on well stop

548
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:57,720
sulking then sulking sulking do you

549
00:30:56,320 --> 00:31:00,679
realize we've been married exactly 3

550
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:01,919
days today what a three days anyway I

551
00:31:00,679 --> 00:31:03,559
can't see why you wanted to start the

552
00:31:01,919 --> 00:31:05,880
beastly engine in the first place you're

553
00:31:03,559 --> 00:31:08,679
all right then well I'll tell you

554
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:11,120
actually it it was to have been a

555
00:31:08,679 --> 00:31:14,159
surprise you think it wasn't believe me

556
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:15,880
you managed that bit all right I thought

557
00:31:14,159 --> 00:31:18,600
things hadn't worked out in our honey

558
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:20,679
booon as well as they might have that is

559
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:23,159
a masterpiece of

560
00:31:20,679 --> 00:31:27,120
understatement cheers you better get

561
00:31:23,159 --> 00:31:27,120
another bottle just in case

562
00:31:30,799 --> 00:31:37,360
couldn't we start again I'd like to make

563
00:31:33,679 --> 00:31:39,399
it up to you give you a sort of well a

564
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:42,360
second honeymoon do you think we could

565
00:31:39,399 --> 00:31:44,639
stand the strain please don't be bitter

566
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,559
darling after all how was I to know the

567
00:31:44,639 --> 00:31:49,559
boat

568
00:31:45,559 --> 00:31:53,320
leaked you were wonderful not a single

569
00:31:49,559 --> 00:31:53,320
word of complaint passed your

570
00:31:54,200 --> 00:32:00,159
lips oh God you're impossible oh I wish

571
00:31:57,399 --> 00:32:03,440
I could stay angry with you

572
00:32:00,159 --> 00:32:06,440
longer but I

573
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:09,639
can't you know I was thinking as I was

574
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:11,440
working at the garage I was thinking one

575
00:32:09,639 --> 00:32:13,519
day I'll give that girl the best

576
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,919
honeymoon a girl has ever had were you

577
00:32:13,519 --> 00:32:18,120
really darling were you really thinking

578
00:32:14,919 --> 00:32:20,960
of me but I asked myself what more could

579
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:24,720
any girl want than a honeymoon cruising

580
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:29,240
in her own yacht silly I don't suppose

581
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:29,240
we'll ever be able to afford to buy it

582
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:34,840
you low cunning

583
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:39,120
conniving so that's what you leading up

584
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:41,200
to that's why you started that stinking

585
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:43,080
engine oh what are you getting so mad

586
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:45,360
about I was only thinking of

587
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:48,639
you I ought to split your skull open

588
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,639
with this bottle

589
00:32:53,130 --> 00:32:56,239
[Music]

590
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:02,159
I'm sorry

591
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:04,000
darling perhaps I shouldn't have tried

592
00:33:02,159 --> 00:33:06,720
to keep it from you I thought you'd be

593
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:08,120
thrilled no packing or unpacking just

594
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,559
untie the ropes in our away taking

595
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:12,120
everything with us you could have sat

596
00:33:10,559 --> 00:33:13,880
back in your chair all day long like a

597
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:15,559
millionaire

598
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:17,679
millionaires all right then a

599
00:33:15,559 --> 00:33:20,639
millionaire

600
00:33:17,679 --> 00:33:24,919
s oh well I better go and tell Sid it's

601
00:33:20,639 --> 00:33:24,919
all off I'll make up some

602
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:31,120
story all right

603
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:33,840
where are we

604
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:36,720
going only a little way down the river

605
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:39,120
we can turn back whenever you say after

606
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:40,840
all it'll relieve the monotony for you

607
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,600
monotony that's a good word it's about

608
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:45,240
the only thing we haven't

609
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:48,279
had you my darling are going to have a

610
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:48,279
honeymoon you'll never

611
00:33:54,519 --> 00:33:59,559
forget hey what are you doing with best

612
00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:02,080
putting it a short uh remember just

613
00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:03,030
untie and take everything with us that's

614
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:13,449
part of

615
00:34:03,030 --> 00:34:13,449
[Music]

616
00:34:14,599 --> 00:34:47,079
everything oh here he is

617
00:34:18,340 --> 00:34:47,079
[Music]

618
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:51,720
sorry I'm late I had to pick up my

619
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:54,760
weekend bag

620
00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:56,040
hello uh this is Sandra I know you

621
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,280
wouldn't mind if she come along sort of

622
00:34:56,040 --> 00:35:01,119
give her hands you know

623
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:04,560
how' you do pleased to meet you I'm

624
00:35:01,119 --> 00:35:04,560
sure I'll get the

625
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:11,320
bags do you think I can flog this L not

626
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:13,160
on your Nelly it's just lousy weather

627
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:15,880
all they're asking for are ice cream

628
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:17,680
Vans oh well never mind I read somewhere

629
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:20,200
the other day that there's a flu

630
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:23,440
epidemic every seven years and this mate

631
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:25,400
is the seventh year I'm so happy for

632
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:29,320
you I've been looking forward to this

633
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:32,280
Cruise ever so have you yes

634
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:33,400
that's mine at lot Sandra's you wouldn't

635
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:35,480
think by looking at her that she's one

636
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:38,720
of the best strippers in the business

637
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:40,800
she's got a routine with three

638
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:42,839
pigeons I do hope I bought enough

639
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:45,000
clothes with me I found I hadn't got a

640
00:35:42,839 --> 00:35:48,520
thing to wear oh I'm sure you'll manage

641
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,520
shall I lead the way

642
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:56,359
yes he doesn't look like a

643
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:58,760
millionaire yeah well he's

644
00:35:56,359 --> 00:36:00,880
Ecentric now don't forget don't mention

645
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:05,000
money to him he likes people to think

646
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:05,000
he's skint yes come

647
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:10,240
on

648
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:16,119
oh yeah well I told you it was entric

649
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,119
come on

650
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:35,720
well fuel show sounded out of the spare

651
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:35,720
cabin we'll get ready to move

652
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:41,200
off um I'm afraid you'll have to bed

653
00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:41,200
down in here

654
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:46,359
sir here yes the engine controls have

655
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,760
been taken out so I mocked these up

656
00:36:46,359 --> 00:36:50,720
they're quite simple really uh to go

657
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:54,119
ahead press that button go a Stern that

658
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:58,599
one for neutral press but simple fine

659
00:36:54,119 --> 00:36:58,599
I'll go down below and start it up right

660
00:36:59,079 --> 00:37:01,960
I'll have to put you in here it's a bit

661
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:06,280
small I'm

662
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:08,040
afraid oh oh that's all right at the

663
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:11,599
club six of us goes Chang in a place

664
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:11,599
much smaller than this big

665
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:17,240
[Music]

666
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:18,680
girls what has happened it's only the

667
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:21,240
engine

668
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:23,800
starting she's on fire she's not you

669
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:25,560
know I do believe yes the hell is he's

670
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:28,200
going to take her

671
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:30,079
out right then

672
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,640
getting a boat underway is the simplest

673
00:37:30,079 --> 00:37:33,400
matter in the world if of course you've

674
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:35,200
had my experience tell ladies if you

675
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:38,640
would mind stepping to the rear or ask

676
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:38,640
end of the wheel house about your

677
00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:42,880
ladies I need

678
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:49,860
Mar he's even had a chaua or is it a

679
00:37:46,839 --> 00:37:55,770
chauffer gone

680
00:37:49,860 --> 00:37:55,970
[Music]

681
00:37:55,770 --> 00:37:58,320
[Applause]

682
00:37:55,970 --> 00:37:59,760
[Music]

683
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:02,400
[Laughter]

684
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,400
any moment

685
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:11,560
[Music]

686
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:15,050
[Applause]

687
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:16,410
now can I help

688
00:38:15,050 --> 00:38:19,020
[Music]

689
00:38:16,410 --> 00:38:22,619
[Applause]

690
00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:22,619
[Music]

691
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:30,810
signey wait a minute wait for me

692
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:30,810
[Applause]

693
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,500
wait

694
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,850
[Music]

695
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:42,800
[Applause]

696
00:38:37,850 --> 00:38:46,280
[Music]

697
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:48,390
Sydney what come on don't stand it I'm

698
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:53,880
coming

699
00:38:48,390 --> 00:38:54,090
[Applause]

700
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:57,800
[Music]

701
00:38:54,090 --> 00:39:00,520
[Applause]

702
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:05,200
a life on the ocean wave the life on the

703
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:05,200
rolling sea never get time to

704
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:14,200
shave you're all right

705
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:15,380
now how' you feel I never felt such a

706
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:21,560
Charlie him in

707
00:39:15,380 --> 00:39:26,000
[Music]

708
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:26,000
life you're right Sydney

709
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:31,680
far so good we're not without a hitch

710
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,440
what did I tell you just cast off on our

711
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:35,000
way taking everything with us nothing

712
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:37,000
could have been simpler could it it was

713
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,040
so simple it was almost dull no worry

714
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:41,200
it'll get more interesting later on oh

715
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:44,800
goody if anyone wants me I'll be up in

716
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:46,400
the garden you coming Sandra Oh I think

717
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,880
I'd like to get changed into something a

718
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:51,359
little more comfortable all right see

719
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:51,359
you later then

720
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:03,910
[Music]

721
00:40:00,830 --> 00:40:05,720
[Applause]

722
00:40:03,910 --> 00:40:06,960
[Music]

723
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:10,920
all

724
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:13,680
right lovely people that marvelous camad

725
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:18,079
in the river Slow Down slow down look at

726
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:18,960
the slow down what are you doing ah this

727
00:40:18,079 --> 00:40:21,079
is the

728
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:23,040
life I was thinking I might give up the

729
00:40:21,079 --> 00:40:24,680
car game is without a boat shard in a

730
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:26,079
small way of course what come in with

731
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:29,319
you mate there's a fortune in it there's

732
00:40:26,079 --> 00:40:29,319
more mugs got boats than car

733
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:36,480
yeah you find a right premises you're

734
00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:36,480
home and dry home and dry

735
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:51,960
[Music]

736
00:40:45,839 --> 00:40:56,200
boy no Rong go on E take them

737
00:40:51,960 --> 00:41:00,319
all I don't like to I'll go on take them

738
00:40:56,200 --> 00:41:02,280
off just for a minute oh I feel

739
00:41:00,319 --> 00:41:05,000
embarrassed be a

740
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:07,000
spy well you know I can't see a thing

741
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:13,090
without

742
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:13,090
[Applause]

743
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:18,440
them go see everything's all right down

744
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,440
below

745
00:41:32,270 --> 00:41:39,440
[Music]

746
00:41:36,359 --> 00:41:43,160
C isn't it is it it's the smallest I

747
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:45,839
could find that's a racing

748
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:48,520
certainly I mean the radio

749
00:41:45,839 --> 00:41:53,560
silly you mustn't put the radio next to

750
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:55,440
the compass it upsets it oh Sydney you

751
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:59,000
keep looking at me like that you make me

752
00:41:55,440 --> 00:42:02,880
feel as if I'm back at work

753
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,880
besides you better look where you're

754
00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:10,559
[Music]

755
00:42:06,210 --> 00:42:10,559
[Applause]

756
00:42:10,660 --> 00:42:16,760
[Music]

757
00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:16,760
[Applause]

758
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:21,680
going hey

759
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:30,520
you why AR you

760
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:36,520
the

761
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:38,770
[Applause]

762
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:41,940
river get out of

763
00:42:38,770 --> 00:42:45,860
[Applause]

764
00:42:41,940 --> 00:42:45,860
[Music]

765
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:58,450
[Applause]

766
00:42:56,119 --> 00:43:01,110
it I

767
00:42:58,450 --> 00:43:05,010
[Music]

768
00:43:01,110 --> 00:43:05,010
[Applause]

769
00:43:05,359 --> 00:43:11,829
die have you

770
00:43:07,690 --> 00:43:11,829
[Music]

771
00:43:12,319 --> 00:43:17,319
man what's going on disgraceful how dare

772
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:20,380
they let these characters on the river

773
00:43:17,319 --> 00:43:22,760
without a driving TI thank

774
00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:26,640
[Applause]

775
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:27,880
you I'll have you put in ja what's the

776
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:30,400
matter with him

777
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:34,680
he's drowning

778
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:34,680
dear oh my

779
00:43:35,590 --> 00:43:39,330
[Music]

780
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,800
[Applause]

781
00:43:39,330 --> 00:43:45,760
[Music]

782
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:49,240
hat oh there Jasmine gay put in along

783
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:51,720
long side now what does he want some

784
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:54,520
talk about a police state you can't move

785
00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:57,119
soon settle him now look Sid I'll do the

786
00:43:54,520 --> 00:44:00,680
talking there's no sense in antagonizing

787
00:43:57,119 --> 00:44:00,680
who's antagonizing it I haven't said a

788
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:07,000
word good morning good morning att's

789
00:44:04,319 --> 00:44:10,800
conservative who's the owner of this

790
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:13,520
um boat I am oh where you from Christmas

791
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:15,720
Island oh that's not bad seven

792
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:19,760
complaints in two miles that's almost a

793
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:21,359
record complaints yes excessive wash I I

794
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:24,480
don't think we've ever known our radio

795
00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:26,680
so busy get out of it we was hardly

796
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:29,640
moving apparently you were moving to the

797
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:32,240
tune of seven cups and saucers on alusa

798
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:34,119
a cut glass bowl on Lily maid the owner

799
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:36,359
of Jane got his sausage and mash in his

800
00:44:34,119 --> 00:44:40,400
lap the Reverend V Thomas says you wet

801
00:44:36,359 --> 00:44:43,880
his trousers a Mr her in a HED skiff

802
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:46,480
fell on his fiance and broke her um

803
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:50,480
glasses thanks it's funny how you

804
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:52,720
sometimes can't read your own

805
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:54,960
uh here's another of them just come in

806
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:56,559
over the blower old Granville Carter

807
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,680
from the Sailing Club says they ran him

808
00:44:56,559 --> 00:45:00,119
down he could have got out of the way I

809
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:02,480
signal I was going starboard and I went

810
00:45:00,119 --> 00:45:04,319
starboard what more does he want these

811
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,960
blocks are aggravating me I'm sure we

812
00:45:04,319 --> 00:45:07,960
can straighten all this out officer yes

813
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:11,880
I'm sure we can uh would you like a

814
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:14,880
little something oh yes please you told

815
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:18,599
me that you were a tea Toler Neville

816
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:22,240
stand by in the launch

817
00:45:18,599 --> 00:45:25,040
yes you do take whiskey don't you well I

818
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:26,359
I shouldn't not on duty but you see my

819
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,960
husband and I have only been married a

820
00:45:26,359 --> 00:45:30,200
week and this is his first trip well he

821
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:32,480
isn't quite used to it yet are you

822
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:35,119
darling yes but Madam he he really

823
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:38,140
shouldn't you uh don't really want to

824
00:45:35,119 --> 00:45:41,280
get us into trouble do

825
00:45:38,140 --> 00:45:41,280
[Music]

826
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:51,640
you well as there are no bones broken I

827
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:51,640
don't suppose you hearing from me

828
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:58,920
again well we got out of that very

829
00:45:54,079 --> 00:45:58,920
nicely you were magnificent thank you

830
00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:04,819
[Music]

831
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,819
[Applause]

832
00:46:05,119 --> 00:46:09,839
what you make of

833
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:11,960
a looks like a bit of the green belt

834
00:46:09,839 --> 00:46:13,900
don't know about the green belt take a

835
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:24,040
look at the one in

836
00:46:13,900 --> 00:46:26,079
[Music]

837
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:27,880
white what do you know about this place

838
00:46:26,079 --> 00:46:30,640
all Haven F what I've heard on the

839
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:33,559
island they all go there must be a sort

840
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:36,870
of miniature Blackpool

841
00:46:33,559 --> 00:46:38,910
o that'll be all right then

842
00:46:36,870 --> 00:46:41,520
[Music]

843
00:46:38,910 --> 00:46:43,559
[Applause]

844
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:45,090
eh here you take it for a minute we're

845
00:46:43,559 --> 00:46:48,329
nearly

846
00:46:45,090 --> 00:46:48,329
[Music]

847
00:46:48,359 --> 00:46:55,599
there

848
00:46:50,319 --> 00:46:57,839
Ling so that's it her miniature black

849
00:46:55,599 --> 00:47:00,079
pool what

850
00:46:57,839 --> 00:47:02,460
dump what do we do now we can't stay

851
00:47:00,079 --> 00:47:06,139
there for 2

852
00:47:02,460 --> 00:47:06,139
[Music]

853
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:10,760
days the old Ramsgate

854
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:13,359
Queen

855
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:15,200
Ramsgate that's a thought you never get

856
00:47:13,359 --> 00:47:18,319
away with it we could say we missed H

857
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:21,599
aen could you get us to Ramy my fa right

858
00:47:18,319 --> 00:47:21,599
let's go

859
00:47:25,650 --> 00:47:33,939
[Applause]

860
00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:42,920
good

861
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:45,400
grief looks if you may have to get us

862
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:48,839
there blindfold well probably nothing to

863
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:51,440
worry about may run out of it in 2 or 3

864
00:47:48,839 --> 00:47:53,960
minutes well anyway we know where we are

865
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:57,319
here if we keep heading due east we must

866
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:57,319
be all right

867
00:47:57,599 --> 00:48:06,520
coffee up any sign of whole Haven

868
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:08,720
yet hello what's happened where are we

869
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:11,079
oh no need to worry just run into a

870
00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:14,440
little sea fogers all MH that's what

871
00:48:11,079 --> 00:48:16,920
happened now where are we well um as a

872
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:18,079
matter of fact well there's one place

873
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:20,040
we're not and that's where we ought to

874
00:48:18,079 --> 00:48:21,839
be at home all right you said we'd turn

875
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:24,359
back anytime I said I'm saying it now we

876
00:48:21,839 --> 00:48:25,760
turn back well it's not as easy as all

877
00:48:24,359 --> 00:48:26,920
that I mean if we turn back now we'll be

878
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,760
going up the nrow part of the river we

879
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:30,720
probably run a ground whereas this way

880
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:32,640
the world is our oyster who knows where

881
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:33,880
we may wind up maybe Australia that' be

882
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:36,200
nice I've got a cousin that lives in

883
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:39,160
Australia why I ever allowed myself to

884
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:39,160
be talked into this

885
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:47,119
I I shall sit down here quietly and

886
00:48:43,119 --> 00:48:49,119
compose myself for death oh that's silly

887
00:48:47,119 --> 00:48:51,000
isn't it it's not as bad as all that

888
00:48:49,119 --> 00:48:54,400
well yes I mean we probably run out of

889
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:57,880
it in 5 minutes and what if we don't it

890
00:48:54,400 --> 00:49:02,040
might take 5 hours or five weeks

891
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:03,960
yes well in that case did you hear that

892
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:06,240
so quick get anything you can that'll

893
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,240
make a

894
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:11,720
noise this do it's better than nothing

895
00:49:10,119 --> 00:49:13,799
listen I want you to go out on the deck

896
00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:15,960
and bang this with this as hard as you

897
00:49:13,799 --> 00:49:20,920
can where G yes I'll explain the rules

898
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:20,920
later open FY I oh we

899
00:49:24,170 --> 00:49:30,960
[Music]

900
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:32,599
are P it P it hold we're R your ground

901
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:34,359
look man you can see the people in that

902
00:49:32,599 --> 00:49:36,160
Bloody

903
00:49:34,359 --> 00:49:38,960
Garden well that funny there's nothing

904
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:42,880
shown on the chart Hard a port Quarter

905
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,880
Master must be the Salvation

906
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:48,240
Army that was

907
00:49:46,079 --> 00:49:52,000
close I'll work out a course for

908
00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:55,040
Ramsgate Ramsgate what happened to Hall

909
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:57,520
Haven I must have passed it in the fog

910
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:59,400
little error in the old calculations

911
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:02,400
keep it on

912
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:04,200
105 I think I'll sit down and wait for

913
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:06,160
the next catastrophe would you care to

914
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:09,480
join me

915
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:11,640
yes RS gate you know I did a STP show

916
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:11,640
there

917
00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:18,720
once 5 to

918
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,720
6 should be a weather

919
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:25,640
forecast and that is the end of the

920
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:27,799
weather forecast now here is a concert

921
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:30,520
of recorded music by the Rochdale Gas

922
00:50:27,799 --> 00:50:30,520
Works BR

923
00:50:35,130 --> 00:50:42,440
[Music]

924
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:42,440
[Applause]

925
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:50,160
ban just keep it on 105 we should be in

926
00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:51,480
Rams our bar 7 7:25 to be exact I don't

927
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:52,920
mind telling you might have for a little

928
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:57,200
while I was

929
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:57,200
worried dead worried

930
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:06,790
[Applause]

931
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:13,079
I don't understand it we should have

932
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,799
been around to get 2 hours ago I suppose

933
00:51:13,079 --> 00:51:17,040
this couldn't be another little error in

934
00:51:14,799 --> 00:51:20,200
the old calculations could it not on

935
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:22,559
your n checked and double checked fuel's

936
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:27,440
getting low I've got enough for another

937
00:51:22,559 --> 00:51:27,440
quarter of an hour and then

938
00:51:30,319 --> 00:51:32,680
There She

939
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:43,079
Goes

940
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:43,079
SS i m v

941
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:47,839
invictor

942
00:51:45,119 --> 00:51:50,160
Ramsgate let's have a

943
00:51:47,839 --> 00:51:53,079
look there's the harbor

944
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:54,799
entrance right on the button me hurry we

945
00:51:53,079 --> 00:51:56,119
should be tied up before dark thank

946
00:51:54,799 --> 00:51:58,079
goodness I'll go and see if I can find

947
00:51:56,119 --> 00:52:00,119
something to yet you will do no such

948
00:51:58,079 --> 00:52:01,520
thing now this calls for a celebration

949
00:52:00,119 --> 00:52:02,839
you two girls will go and get changed

950
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:04,760
we'll take you ashore for the finest

951
00:52:02,839 --> 00:52:06,000
meal that Ramsgate can provide couple of

952
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:07,760
bottles of wine with the meal a few like

953
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,640
yours oh lovely do you think we should

954
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:11,359
think of the expense yeah I insist

955
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:13,640
besides have you forgotten you're a

956
00:52:11,359 --> 00:52:14,680
millionaire oh sorry slipped my mind for

957
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:17,599
a

958
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:23,640
minute must be wonderful to be rich yes

959
00:52:17,599 --> 00:52:23,640
it must nice work nothing

960
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:38,880
well that should hold

961
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:41,760
up that's that how about splicing the M

962
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:43,440
bre uh sure I'll help yourself good old

963
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:45,359
Rams get out of fly me I know that place

964
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:47,440
like a back of we used to Tire right

965
00:52:45,359 --> 00:52:50,119
alongside that b jedy during the war an

966
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:53,319
MTB then what are you R skip what are

967
00:52:50,119 --> 00:52:56,559
you drinking to Bonnie all right you'll

968
00:52:53,319 --> 00:52:58,880
have it in a minute

969
00:52:56,559 --> 00:53:01,280
do you know where we are certainly I

970
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:05,520
know where we are Ramsgate

971
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:05,520
Ramsgate if you just take a look through

972
00:53:05,839 --> 00:53:10,160
these at the sign over that

973
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:14,559
warehouse

974
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:17,000
Kelly

975
00:53:14,559 --> 00:53:18,200
France it can't be it doesn't make sense

976
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,920
you mean it doesn't make sense it's as

977
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:22,240
plain as the nose on your ugly face now

978
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:24,400
wait a minute look you were student of

979
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:26,520
course 105 right well if we're here how

980
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,640
the hell can we blithering idiot you

981
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:29,319
could find your way to Ramsgate

982
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:34,359
blindfold excuse

983
00:53:29,319 --> 00:53:34,359
me who stuck that radio next to the

984
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:41,799
compass suppose I must have done when I

985
00:53:39,359 --> 00:53:44,799
got the weather forecast marvelous is it

986
00:53:41,799 --> 00:53:44,799
and you got to cheat to blame

987
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:53,280
me oh that's fine that's great now we're

988
00:53:50,839 --> 00:53:53,280
really in

989
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:57,680
trouble we've got to keep the girls on

990
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:59,839
the boat if Peggy finds out where we are

991
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:02,079
I'm a dead duck can you cook you kidding

992
00:53:59,839 --> 00:54:03,680
I can't even boil water Peggy's got some

993
00:54:02,079 --> 00:54:06,480
cookery books down below you fix the

994
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:08,760
table now wait a minute

995
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:10,160
look look we can't keep those two birds

996
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:11,559
on this boat for the rest of their lives

997
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,760
I know that but we must have time to

998
00:54:11,559 --> 00:54:15,359
think of some way of getting back Psy

999
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:20,400
learns to

1000
00:54:15,359 --> 00:54:24,040
cook oh Hello darling I say You Look

1001
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:27,440
Marvelous and you Sandra wonderful don't

1002
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:29,799
they s Sensational you really

1003
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:31,240
um well Sid and I were just thinking it

1004
00:54:29,799 --> 00:54:34,359
seems silly to flog all the way down to

1005
00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:35,720
the town ridiculous so what about a nice

1006
00:54:34,359 --> 00:54:37,839
little meal here on

1007
00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:40,079
board if you think we've got all dressed

1008
00:54:37,839 --> 00:54:41,799
up like this to cook yeahaha we'd

1009
00:54:40,079 --> 00:54:42,720
already thought of that I am going to do

1010
00:54:41,799 --> 00:54:46,359
the

1011
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:49,880
cooking you py now then what about a

1012
00:54:46,359 --> 00:54:51,920
nice little um bth borong if face one

1013
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:53,400
thing it driv me star steering bom it's

1014
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:56,040
a the old

1015
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:57,920
bth well there isn't any birth there's

1016
00:54:56,040 --> 00:55:00,240
very little of anything else I was going

1017
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:03,000
to shop in whole Haven come on oh my

1018
00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:05,720
disc oh stop messing about let's go and

1019
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:07,640
eat I'm starving so am I come on well I

1020
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:10,200
think it's silly traing all over the

1021
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:10,200
town

1022
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:14,880
Madness all right we'll go by ourselves

1023
00:55:12,599 --> 00:55:14,880
come on

1024
00:55:17,839 --> 00:55:23,960
Sandra I beg a pardon you are English

1025
00:55:21,119 --> 00:55:26,440
yes yes then I shall require your ship's

1026
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:30,000
papers your passport and your import pay

1027
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:30,000
permit import

1028
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:37,559
permit it is forbidden to import PLS and

1029
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:40,599
tree to France without a permit France

1030
00:55:37,559 --> 00:55:43,039
certainly Madame you in what would my

1031
00:55:40,599 --> 00:55:43,039
dad

1032
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:51,640
say little error in the old

1033
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:53,760
calculations now who's the captain of

1034
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:57,039
the ship

1035
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:59,240
eth well I I suppose I am

1036
00:55:57,039 --> 00:56:01,039
in a manner of speaking in a manner of

1037
00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:05,720
speaking well you see it isn't really a

1038
00:56:01,039 --> 00:56:07,200
ship at all ah I see is not TR a ship at

1039
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:09,880
all it's a

1040
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:12,799
house perhaps you will be so kind as to

1041
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:16,200
tell me how you come to have your house

1042
00:56:12,799 --> 00:56:18,119
in the middle of a har well you may find

1043
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:21,160
it a little difficult to believe this

1044
00:56:18,119 --> 00:56:24,760
but well here goes it all started as a

1045
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:24,760
trip down the river

1046
00:56:28,599 --> 00:56:33,520
Jasmine

1047
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:34,799
gay can't believe it must be a mirage

1048
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:37,119
maybe you raiseed the rent so much he

1049
00:56:34,799 --> 00:56:39,240
decided to igr Sir well he got to hand

1050
00:56:37,119 --> 00:56:41,599
it to him he got here he's got to get

1051
00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:43,839
back

1052
00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:47,720
yet and the next thing we knew we were

1053
00:56:43,839 --> 00:56:50,799
here I see well M you warned me I might

1054
00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:52,640
find it difficult to believe however I

1055
00:56:50,799 --> 00:56:56,880
shall give you 12 hours to

1056
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:58,640
depart but we can't depart we've no fuel

1057
00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:02,119
that is not my business M if you are

1058
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:04,760
still here in the boat pardon Madame the

1059
00:57:02,119 --> 00:57:07,559
house will be ounded until official

1060
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:11,319
inquiries have been completed but just a

1061
00:57:07,559 --> 00:57:13,440
minute how long will that take well M if

1062
00:57:11,319 --> 00:57:16,000
your story is true may be no more than a

1063
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:18,119
few days off well and for your sake I

1064
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:20,200
hope it is goodbye in the meantime of

1065
00:57:18,119 --> 00:57:24,079
course you will not be allowed a show

1066
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:24,079
mam miss you

1067
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:35,920
now let's try and sort this out shall

1068
00:57:36,079 --> 00:57:42,200
we we are in France we can't leave

1069
00:57:39,799 --> 00:57:45,119
because we have no fuel if we stay the

1070
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:47,359
boat will be impounded we have no food

1071
00:57:45,119 --> 00:57:49,559
and we can't go ashore to get

1072
00:57:47,359 --> 00:57:51,559
any when you said I'd have a honeymoon

1073
00:57:49,559 --> 00:57:53,119
I'd never forget you really meant it

1074
00:57:51,559 --> 00:57:56,880
this makes the first honeymoon look like

1075
00:57:53,119 --> 00:57:58,640
a a honeymoon

1076
00:57:56,880 --> 00:58:00,440
if I don't get back tomorrow I should

1077
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:03,319
get the

1078
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:04,440
shck you think you got trouble I got an

1079
00:58:03,319 --> 00:58:06,119
Undertaker coming around on Monday

1080
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:07,319
morning for a run in the HSE if I don't

1081
00:58:06,119 --> 00:58:08,319
flog it to him now I'll have the flamy

1082
00:58:07,319 --> 00:58:11,599
thing around my neck for the rest of me

1083
00:58:08,319 --> 00:58:11,599
life maybe

1084
00:58:15,559 --> 00:58:18,559
longer

1085
00:58:20,559 --> 00:58:25,960
make whatson who

1086
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:31,319
that's all I needed to complete my

1087
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:32,720
day do you know him well of course I

1088
00:58:31,319 --> 00:58:35,240
know him he owns The

1089
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:37,160
Moorings well then we're laughing all

1090
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:39,359
you got to do is cheat him you give it a

1091
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:41,920
fuel and we're home and dry go crawling

1092
00:58:39,359 --> 00:58:43,799
to him not in your life you laugh his

1093
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:45,760
head off if you knew what had happened

1094
00:58:43,799 --> 00:58:47,280
you see my husband has his pride yeah

1095
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:50,920
that's all very well but you got us into

1096
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:52,480
this mess mate I did May I remind you

1097
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,880
that if I hadn't let you talk me into

1098
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:56,200
going on to Ramsgate we would still be

1099
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:59,400
in Hull Haven if you hadn't what I how

1100
00:58:56,200 --> 00:59:02,520
do you never get away with it just one

1101
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:05,400
minute do I understand you deliberately

1102
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:09,119
passed whole Haven

1103
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:11,359
me well in a way I suppose did you or

1104
00:59:09,119 --> 00:59:11,359
didn't

1105
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:18,400
you well yes I thought I don't care what

1106
00:59:16,039 --> 00:59:21,039
you thought all I care about is I am in

1107
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:23,799
France I am tired I am hungry and I am

1108
00:59:21,039 --> 00:59:26,119
fed up furthermore I am going to bed and

1109
00:59:23,799 --> 00:59:29,839
if you dare come anywhere near me so

1110
00:59:26,119 --> 00:59:29,839
help me I'll I'll make myself a

1111
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:43,520
widow suppose I better go and talk to

1112
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:43,520
her yeah you do that

1113
00:59:49,079 --> 00:59:53,119
M blow your nose and come with me but

1114
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,880
where are we going we're going to visit

1115
00:59:53,119 --> 00:59:56,400
our neighbor of when I think of that

1116
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:59,760
flippy nurse I can swallow my cide come

1117
00:59:56,400 --> 01:00:02,359
on I look terrible oh come

1118
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:04,480
on now look here it's stupid going on

1119
01:00:02,359 --> 01:00:06,400
like this I'm coming in if you open that

1120
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:10,640
door I'll throw something at you do you

1121
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:10,640
hear me I'm coming in drop

1122
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:21,559
dead all right well if you're going to

1123
01:00:19,799 --> 01:00:24,760
be damn silly about it I'm going to get

1124
01:00:21,559 --> 01:00:26,559
drunk nice drop of stuff to say cat

1125
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:28,480
bottled you never guess was bankrupt

1126
01:00:26,559 --> 01:00:31,240
stock yeah it tastes all right a couple

1127
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:31,240
of people to see us

1128
01:00:31,599 --> 01:00:36,319
sir more champagne

1129
01:00:33,799 --> 01:00:40,520
gentleman all

1130
01:00:36,319 --> 01:00:41,960
right well what can I do for you eh I'll

1131
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,599
come straight to the point my name is

1132
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:46,119
Sid Randall and this is Miss Sandra

1133
01:00:43,599 --> 01:00:48,960
Marsh Charming name for a Charming lady

1134
01:00:46,119 --> 01:00:52,240
if I might say so oh thank you yeah

1135
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:54,920
we're off the Jasmine gay no you now as

1136
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:56,520
a matter of fact we are right in the

1137
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:58,920
we're in a bit of a spot

1138
01:00:56,520 --> 01:01:00,039
s Harbor Master was saying yeah well not

1139
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:01,200
to beat about the bush and seeing a

1140
01:01:00,039 --> 01:01:02,559
blood is thick in the water we thought

1141
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:05,920
you might help us out with a drop of

1142
01:01:02,559 --> 01:01:09,559
fuel I wish I could but I don't think I

1143
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:11,839
can I I must get back tomorrow oh don't

1144
01:01:09,559 --> 01:01:13,960
worry kid I'm sure Mr watch don't think

1145
01:01:11,839 --> 01:01:16,039
is something the only thing I could do

1146
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:17,640
is to give you a lift we're leaving

1147
01:01:16,039 --> 01:01:20,760
first thing in the morning and I expect

1148
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:23,960
I could uh squeeze you in could you

1149
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:26,520
really I'd be oh so grateful the age of

1150
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:29,640
chivalry is not pass my dear

1151
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:32,880
and now mie give Miss March a drink I

1152
01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:32,880
can't thank you enough Mr

1153
01:01:36,359 --> 01:01:41,200
Watson well far be it for me to dessert

1154
01:01:39,039 --> 01:01:42,520
a pal but it's every man for himself

1155
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:47,039
these days in it now I've under the room

1156
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:48,760
for one and Jimmy s this ge is leaving

1157
01:01:47,039 --> 01:01:51,039
you can't do this to me now just a

1158
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:54,000
minute before you start I want

1159
01:01:51,039 --> 01:01:56,760
you look S I couldn't help you with a

1160
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:58,880
fuel but I'm down to my last four 100

1161
01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:00,640
gallons you're not deing with a mugy you

1162
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:02,000
know I've done a bit of Judah now look

1163
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:05,599
fell fell just a minute there must be

1164
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:05,599
some other way to S this me after all

1165
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:14,400
I'm oh my disc

1166
01:02:11,210 --> 01:02:14,400
[Music]

1167
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:34,079
what happened to you I went to see

1168
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:36,880
Watson see if he give us some fuel sir

1169
01:02:34,079 --> 01:02:36,880
you have me chucked

1170
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:43,039
off cheers

1171
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:51,160
cheers and I've lost my bird too what

1172
01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:52,319
Sandra he offered her a lift down

1173
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:53,760
they're leaving first sink tomorrow

1174
01:02:52,319 --> 01:02:56,079
morning tried to talk me into going with

1175
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:58,200
him too I turned around in my said I

1176
01:02:56,079 --> 01:03:01,079
dare you suggest then a man of my stand

1177
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:02,200
would do it he mate and he's out a need

1178
01:03:01,079 --> 01:03:03,720
just going to fet him my right hand and

1179
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:05,680
four of his OB he always jump me four of

1180
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:08,720
them you haven't got a chance hav you

1181
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:08,720
still I got in a few good

1182
01:03:11,079 --> 01:03:17,599
temps well that's a lot cheers all

1183
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:25,240
right it's marvelous is it here we are

1184
01:03:22,359 --> 01:03:27,680
starving and there he sits loaded down

1185
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:30,079
with food and

1186
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:32,000
booze and he's got my

1187
01:03:30,079 --> 01:03:34,200
bent makes me wonder if there isn't

1188
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:36,720
something in this socialism after all

1189
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:38,720
yeah more

1190
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:40,599
communism do you know they have free

1191
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:43,880
love in Russia

1192
01:03:40,599 --> 01:03:46,480
disgusting I don't

1193
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:47,760
know well what are we going to do I've

1194
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:49,760
got to get this thing out of here by

1195
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:51,960
tomorrow

1196
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:54,720
morning and there's another thing about

1197
01:03:51,960 --> 01:04:00,039
it selfish Swan

1198
01:03:54,720 --> 01:04:00,039
is 400 gallons of fuel he's got on that

1199
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:06,400
about would you say that again somebody

1200
01:04:04,279 --> 01:04:10,240
are you going

1201
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:13,240
de I said he's got

1202
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:13,240
400

1203
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:19,319
gallons I shouldn't really you know

1204
01:04:17,559 --> 01:04:21,559
rubbish there's plenty more where this

1205
01:04:19,319 --> 01:04:21,559
comes

1206
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:27,440
from I wonder what can be keeping Sydney

1207
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:30,559
oh we said he had one a two things to

1208
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:30,559
see to he'll be back

1209
01:04:30,599 --> 01:04:35,440
later well as I was saying I haven't

1210
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:38,880
always been a strip tees artist I've

1211
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:41,359
done Cabaret as well few I've got an

1212
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:44,960
idea why not give a little show for my

1213
01:04:41,359 --> 01:04:46,880
guests work your passage so to speak

1214
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:49,839
well I don't usually do private parties

1215
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:52,799
but but since you've been so helpful do

1216
01:04:49,839 --> 01:04:54,720
you think they'd like it they'd love it

1217
01:04:52,799 --> 01:04:56,240
well I have to live my props with me

1218
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:59,920
perhaps you could find me a few bits and

1219
01:04:56,240 --> 01:05:03,160
pieces H well uh how about these

1220
01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:06,200
H but it's a start have you anything

1221
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:10,119
else I I know just the thing the

1222
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:10,119
Curtains Down Below

1223
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:17,240
on let me see if we manag to pinch 30

1224
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:18,760
gallons or two quids should cover it

1225
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:20,160
wait a minute all right suppose we get

1226
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:22,319
the juice how do we get home without a

1227
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:23,760
Cass simple we know Watson's leaving

1228
01:05:22,319 --> 01:05:25,760
first thing in the morning we follow him

1229
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:27,200
back not so sure it wouldn't be safe

1230
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:28,400
even if we had a compass now wait a

1231
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:30,000
minute look here you hadn't put the

1232
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:33,279
radio all right now don't let's start

1233
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:33,279
that again are you ready yeah

1234
01:05:38,119 --> 01:05:43,039
right this reminds me of when I was in

1235
01:05:40,359 --> 01:05:47,799
the command house I thought you were in

1236
01:05:43,039 --> 01:05:47,799
the Navy Naval Commandos

1237
01:05:49,250 --> 01:06:05,349
[Music]

1238
01:06:08,700 --> 01:06:20,480
[Music]

1239
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:22,000
gentlemen gentlemen silence for one

1240
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:25,839
moment I should like to make an

1241
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:28,079
announcement the management

1242
01:06:25,839 --> 01:06:30,119
at Great expense secured an additional

1243
01:06:28,079 --> 01:06:34,160
attraction for your enjoyment none other

1244
01:06:30,119 --> 01:06:37,640
than that wellknown doners Miss Sandra

1245
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:42,599
M BL she's going to do

1246
01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:44,520
it I Jour on Dick the show can

1247
01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:47,000
commence looks as if we'll have to stay

1248
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:47,000
for the floor

1249
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:55,680
[Laughter]

1250
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:57,359
show a view

1251
01:06:55,680 --> 01:07:02,380
I've got a B

1252
01:06:57,359 --> 01:07:03,930
here on dancing girls

1253
01:07:02,380 --> 01:07:25,010
[Applause]

1254
01:07:03,930 --> 01:07:25,010
[Music]

1255
01:07:26,079 --> 01:07:29,079
la

1256
01:07:30,330 --> 01:07:36,680
[Music]

1257
01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:38,510
[Applause]

1258
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:40,240
[Music]

1259
01:07:38,510 --> 01:07:53,870
[Applause]

1260
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:54,910
[Music]

1261
01:07:53,870 --> 01:07:56,620
[Applause]

1262
01:07:54,910 --> 01:07:59,540
[Music]

1263
01:07:56,620 --> 01:08:04,070
[Applause]

1264
01:07:59,540 --> 01:08:08,780
[Music]

1265
01:08:04,070 --> 01:08:10,350
[Applause]

1266
01:08:08,780 --> 01:08:11,150
[Music]

1267
01:08:10,350 --> 01:08:16,739
[Applause]

1268
01:08:11,150 --> 01:08:16,739
[Music]

1269
01:08:19,529 --> 01:08:24,310
[Music]

1270
01:08:24,719 --> 01:08:25,939
la

1271
01:08:25,819 --> 01:08:29,819
[Music]

1272
01:08:25,939 --> 01:08:29,819
[Applause]

1273
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:38,359
[Music]

1274
01:08:35,480 --> 01:08:38,359
yeah what's your little

1275
01:08:40,550 --> 01:08:45,999
[Music]

1276
01:08:42,890 --> 01:08:45,999
[Applause]

1277
01:08:46,199 --> 01:08:52,199
gab all right it's me Sid oh Sid I am

1278
01:08:49,480 --> 01:08:55,010
glad to see come

1279
01:08:52,199 --> 01:08:57,239
On's getting d

1280
01:08:55,010 --> 01:08:59,680
[Music]

1281
01:08:57,239 --> 01:09:05,059
oh yeah docky toss

1282
01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:05,059
[Music]

1283
01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:10,439
[Music]

1284
01:09:28,819 --> 01:09:34,719
[Music]

1285
01:09:31,839 --> 01:09:37,040
Jack where are you there's somebody

1286
01:09:34,719 --> 01:09:38,930
coming up

1287
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:41,120
all

1288
01:09:38,930 --> 01:09:43,679
[Music]

1289
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:44,520
sh if I can just get into the cabin I'll

1290
01:09:43,679 --> 01:09:46,799
be all

1291
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:48,880
[Music]

1292
01:09:46,799 --> 01:09:50,560
right I'll toss you who takes First

1293
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:51,839
Watch no no you leave it to me boy I'll

1294
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:53,199
do it oh thanks but I mean after all

1295
01:09:51,839 --> 01:09:56,000
when a M's in trouble but I think I'll

1296
01:09:53,199 --> 01:09:57,560
go to bed no no here you take that go

1297
01:09:56,000 --> 01:10:00,400
down in there make yourself Comfy are

1298
01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:03,679
you coming too yes in a minute I expect

1299
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:06,560
Peggy will be asleep oh well caveat and

1300
01:10:03,679 --> 01:10:07,640
champagne that should do the trick we're

1301
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:09,800
going to have our own little private

1302
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:11,360
party in there funny the way a boat

1303
01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:13,120
affects a woman loosens them up makes

1304
01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:16,120
some romantic good at

1305
01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:17,560
man don't forget if Watson shows any

1306
01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:19,280
sign of leaving whatever you're doing

1307
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:22,280
stop it and give me a shout right right

1308
01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:22,280
right

1309
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:36,880
comfy thank

1310
01:10:32,480 --> 01:10:38,400
youy look at this w o d vodka you think

1311
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:43,320
they'd know how to spell it wouldn't you

1312
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:43,320
well be don't have a go at this here

1313
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:47,440
go Cheers

1314
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:57,239
Cheers doesn't taste of anything does it

1315
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:57,239
no

1316
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:24,920
Jack

1317
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:26,159
Jack whatever is that oh just a Lover's

1318
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:28,440
Tiff

1319
01:11:26,159 --> 01:11:30,159
Jack oh s oh thank hav't you here

1320
01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:32,640
there's a man where's Jack what do you

1321
01:11:30,159 --> 01:11:35,040
mean where he just went down to see you

1322
01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:35,040
oh my

1323
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:41,440
god do you know what this F could taste

1324
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:41,440
quite Pleasant doesn't

1325
01:11:42,679 --> 01:11:50,880
it oh my darling what have I done speak

1326
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:50,880
to me speak to me

1327
01:11:56,719 --> 01:11:59,639
now my is

1328
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:07,840
done you're much taller than I thought

1329
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:07,840
oh Sydney you've had too much to

1330
01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:11,840
drink oh

1331
01:12:12,719 --> 01:12:18,080
Sydney what a terrible thing to do

1332
01:12:20,830 --> 01:12:33,340
[Music]

1333
01:12:33,590 --> 01:12:39,090
[Applause]

1334
01:12:35,980 --> 01:12:39,090
[Music]

1335
01:12:42,719 --> 01:12:49,000
s

1336
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:51,440
s where are what you wake up wake up

1337
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:52,960
wake up oh I got to be going there's an

1338
01:12:51,440 --> 01:12:54,159
Undertaker waiting for me you won't have

1339
01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:55,360
long to wait the way you're carrying on

1340
01:12:54,159 --> 01:12:58,000
now pull yourself together what is

1341
01:12:55,360 --> 01:13:01,239
leaving I'll get the engine

1342
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:01,239
started all

1343
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:18,480
right what's wrong Watson's

1344
01:13:14,159 --> 01:13:18,480
leaving can I help

1345
01:13:25,190 --> 01:13:28,560
[Music]

1346
01:13:37,679 --> 01:13:41,080
here we go

1347
01:13:41,400 --> 01:14:14,939
[Laughter]

1348
01:13:44,010 --> 01:14:14,939
[Music]

1349
01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:21,320
shall I open her up Sir no slow down let

1350
01:14:19,199 --> 01:14:25,560
him catch up for

1351
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:25,560
this hi Isa

1352
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:31,639
we're gaining on them yeah this old tub

1353
01:14:29,639 --> 01:14:33,440
could wipe the floor with her anytime

1354
01:14:31,639 --> 01:14:35,960
you anything sir we're over taking her

1355
01:14:33,440 --> 01:14:38,940
aren we that fleshy heap of rubbish is

1356
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:40,639
all right on the river but at Sea

1357
01:14:38,940 --> 01:14:42,960
[Applause]

1358
01:14:40,639 --> 01:14:47,560
yeah Jasmine

1359
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:49,480
gay a Jasmine gay have you got any

1360
01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:50,960
messages for friends or relatives back

1361
01:14:49,480 --> 01:14:53,560
home you never know where you're going

1362
01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:55,719
to end up do you don't worry about that

1363
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:59,000
we might be back before you are you must

1364
01:14:55,719 --> 01:15:03,080
be out of your mind you want a

1365
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:05,239
bet I certainly do go on take him on

1366
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:08,560
I'll come in with you for the F darling

1367
01:15:05,239 --> 01:15:14,360
don't be stupid well what about it eh

1368
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:17,199
Jack we can only lose 50 Bob a fiver a f

1369
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:20,159
I'm a sport let's have a real bit a

1370
01:15:17,199 --> 01:15:21,960
year's rent double or quit say oh

1371
01:15:20,159 --> 01:15:25,560
darling don't be a fool that's

1372
01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:28,400
£200 I thought so just big

1373
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:31,280
talk you're

1374
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:34,120
arm right wouldn't let him get away with

1375
01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:35,980
that naturally now let's show him what

1376
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:37,970
she can

1377
01:15:35,980 --> 01:15:40,150
[Music]

1378
01:15:37,970 --> 01:15:45,060
[Applause]

1379
01:15:40,150 --> 01:15:45,060
[Music]

1380
01:15:45,639 --> 01:15:49,400
do I thought you said she'd be no good

1381
01:15:48,159 --> 01:15:54,159
at

1382
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:54,159
Sea must be a following wind

1383
01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:58,360
is that the best you can do my last

1384
01:15:56,880 --> 01:16:00,760
Skipper could make this thing move twice

1385
01:15:58,360 --> 01:16:02,719
as fast well I'm going back for a couple

1386
01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:04,800
of hours Kip and when I get up again I

1387
01:16:02,719 --> 01:16:07,199
don't want to see that thing anywhere in

1388
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:10,160
sight and call yourself a

1389
01:16:07,199 --> 01:16:14,320
skipper you couldn't drive a

1390
01:16:10,160 --> 01:16:18,040
[Music]

1391
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:20,920
bus drive a bus

1392
01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:25,100
huh didn't I drive on for 4 years from

1393
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:28,440
Dublin to D do and back

1394
01:16:25,100 --> 01:16:30,770
[Music]

1395
01:16:28,440 --> 01:16:34,600
I'm hardly a crush at

1396
01:16:30,770 --> 01:16:40,320
[Music]

1397
01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:41,880
[Applause]

1398
01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:44,719
all

1399
01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:47,360
s yeah the engine room's flooded give me

1400
01:16:44,719 --> 01:16:52,159
a hand will you oh no hey all you got to

1401
01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:52,159
do is keep on his tracks oh I

1402
01:16:57,720 --> 01:17:00,820
[Applause]

1403
01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:08,500
get working with that

1404
01:17:00,820 --> 01:17:08,500
[Applause]

1405
01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:17,120
pump morning morning oh good we're

1406
01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:19,320
moving I didn't know you could drive

1407
01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:21,400
neither did I I thought I had shouting

1408
01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:22,679
is anything wrong not really we're

1409
01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:24,640
sinking but that's not entirely

1410
01:17:22,679 --> 01:17:29,800
unexpected

1411
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:33,120
[Applause]

1412
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:34,920
de keep pumping I can either drown or

1413
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:39,880
die of art F you I'll get something to

1414
01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:39,880
repair this with no oh

1415
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:46,400
sorry anything I can do yes help Sid

1416
01:17:44,159 --> 01:17:48,719
well let me shoot oh well come on and

1417
01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:48,719
the other

1418
01:17:50,159 --> 01:17:57,040
one what can I do Sid get old of that

1419
01:17:52,920 --> 01:18:02,000
and wiggle it wello if you say

1420
01:17:57,040 --> 01:18:05,040
so no not that there come here that like

1421
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:05,040
that go

1422
01:18:06,980 --> 01:18:10,460
[Applause]

1423
01:18:15,159 --> 01:18:21,800
on all right sh I'll take over all right

1424
01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:26,040
all right

1425
01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:27,800
[Applause]

1426
01:18:26,040 --> 01:18:30,920
what are you looking for piece of rubber

1427
01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:30,920
or something to wrap around the

1428
01:18:32,740 --> 01:18:45,159
[Applause]

1429
01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:50,840
leak will this

1430
01:18:45,159 --> 01:18:50,840
do oh really oh go on take it give me

1431
01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:56,719
CHS must be worth more than that oh see

1432
01:18:57,650 --> 01:19:20,520
[Applause]

1433
01:19:04,310 --> 01:19:23,520
[Music]

1434
01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:26,120
who says I couldn't leave them behind

1435
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:29,910
they all of te what is this

1436
01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:31,610
thing it's not FL

1437
01:19:29,910 --> 01:19:34,330
[Applause]

1438
01:19:31,610 --> 01:19:36,810
[Music]

1439
01:19:34,330 --> 01:19:43,290
[Applause]

1440
01:19:36,810 --> 01:19:43,470
[Music]

1441
01:19:43,290 --> 01:19:55,619
[Applause]

1442
01:19:43,470 --> 01:19:55,619
[Music]

1443
01:19:57,620 --> 01:20:03,100
[Music]

1444
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:10,030
[Applause]

1445
01:20:03,100 --> 01:20:11,880
[Music]

1446
01:20:10,030 --> 01:20:14,159
[Applause]

1447
01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:17,440
[Music]

1448
01:20:14,159 --> 01:20:20,120
oh not bad I got a badge for first aid

1449
01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:24,660
and the Boy Scouts I got a risk here you

1450
01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:26,490
can practice on come on Lovely

1451
01:20:24,660 --> 01:20:28,900
[Music]

1452
01:20:26,490 --> 01:20:31,450
[Applause]

1453
01:20:28,900 --> 01:20:33,130
[Music]

1454
01:20:31,450 --> 01:20:36,199
[Applause]

1455
01:20:33,130 --> 01:20:39,159
[Music]

1456
01:20:36,199 --> 01:20:40,920
blazes can't say any conceptions have

1457
01:20:39,159 --> 01:20:43,600
gone wrong

1458
01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:46,159
again they

1459
01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:49,060
stopped it must be some sort of trick

1460
01:20:46,159 --> 01:20:51,679
he's going the wrong

1461
01:20:49,060 --> 01:20:54,840
[Applause]

1462
01:20:51,679 --> 01:20:56,719
way he come Focus

1463
01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:57,880
what do we do now well I don't know

1464
01:20:56,719 --> 01:20:59,280
where he thinks he's going the Fairway

1465
01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:00,880
Straight Ahead we ought to be the estri

1466
01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:03,050
in about 40 minutes I didn't you get

1467
01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:07,010
cleaned up

1468
01:21:03,050 --> 01:21:08,900
[Music]

1469
01:21:07,010 --> 01:21:16,689
[Applause]

1470
01:21:08,900 --> 01:21:16,689
[Music]

1471
01:21:21,719 --> 01:21:27,239
yeah now that's the man that the you

1472
01:21:28,910 --> 01:21:41,210
[Music]

1473
01:21:39,860 --> 01:21:46,850
[Applause]

1474
01:21:41,210 --> 01:21:46,850
[Music]

1475
01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:53,840
dck one mile to

1476
01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:55,639
go imagine living rent free for a whole

1477
01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:57,440
year and if Watson puts the rent up

1478
01:21:55,639 --> 01:21:59,320
we'll be saving even more money yeah

1479
01:21:57,440 --> 01:22:01,040
maybe I'm not such a lunatic after all

1480
01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:03,400
oh you do yourself an injustice I'm sure

1481
01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:03,400
you must

1482
01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:11,480
be they seem to slow

1483
01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:14,760
down no run I still think we ought to

1484
01:22:11,480 --> 01:22:17,760
wait till September I don't think I can

1485
01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:19,880
get the time off in September e it's our

1486
01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:24,120
busy time at the surage

1487
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:25,159
farm no E I don't think we ought to wait

1488
01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:29,000
me

1489
01:22:25,159 --> 01:22:29,000
not now I'm not in the

1490
01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:36,400
mood can't you get a bit more out of

1491
01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:43,360
her what about the washer to hill with a

1492
01:22:45,159 --> 01:22:50,600
wash the first in 10 years

1493
01:22:51,150 --> 01:22:54,290
[Music]

1494
01:22:56,520 --> 01:23:04,159
I think we ought to make it July e no

1495
01:22:59,880 --> 01:23:06,600
wrong September

1496
01:23:04,159 --> 01:23:11,120
oh sorry

1497
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:11,120
e better make it July

1498
01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:17,920
wrong been quite a trip it has indeed

1499
01:23:16,480 --> 01:23:21,400
not unprofitable

1500
01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:25,460
either I wonder where old Watson is now

1501
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:30,689
somewhere near Spain I expect

1502
01:23:25,460 --> 01:23:30,689
[Music]

1503
01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:42,120
Olay once they're around the next Bend

1504
01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:42,120
they're

1505
01:23:42,210 --> 01:23:50,600
[Music]

1506
01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:52,280
home pip in The Last Mile if we hadn't

1507
01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:54,510
been so busy congratulating ourselves

1508
01:23:52,280 --> 01:24:04,800
we'd have seen him coming

1509
01:23:54,510 --> 01:24:08,080
[Music]

1510
01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:08,080
there's nothing to stop them

1511
01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:16,800
now just about ready

1512
01:24:13,920 --> 01:24:20,480
sir they seem to be in position now

1513
01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:20,480
stand by hold

1514
01:24:21,440 --> 01:24:26,320
it let this lunatic through

1515
01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:30,520
ah they're going to let us

1516
01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:39,440
through must be nearly there by

1517
01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:44,960
now well bang Go's 200

1518
01:24:39,440 --> 01:24:44,960
[Music]

1519
01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:51,400
quid what the devil are they playing at

1520
01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:51,400
what extraordinary

1521
01:24:53,119 --> 01:25:01,119
thing I'm fright for s

1522
01:24:57,119 --> 01:25:01,119
h idiot

1523
01:25:03,430 --> 01:25:31,620
[Music]

1524
01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:45,000
look how on your

1525
01:25:34,290 --> 01:25:47,620
[Music]

1526
01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:55,520
ground Cy

1527
01:25:47,620 --> 01:25:56,880
[Music]

1528
01:25:55,520 --> 01:25:58,280
he couldn't have done more damage if you

1529
01:25:56,880 --> 01:26:01,520
been an aircraft

1530
01:25:58,280 --> 01:26:04,080
carrier I'll take her in it if you don't

1531
01:26:01,520 --> 01:26:06,280
mind you come with me I want to show

1532
01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:08,280
these yachting types where they get off

1533
01:26:06,280 --> 01:26:10,719
yes you come now good Lord he's being H

1534
01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:10,719
alongside

1535
01:26:11,170 --> 01:26:19,170
[Music]

1536
01:26:19,280 --> 01:26:25,239
himself simp

1537
01:26:21,239 --> 01:26:28,400
up when you've had the experience like

1538
01:26:25,239 --> 01:26:29,230
thing we won darling we've won we won we

1539
01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:36,780
won we

1540
01:26:29,230 --> 01:26:37,720
[Music]

1541
01:26:36,780 --> 01:26:42,419
[Applause]

1542
01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:42,419
[Music]

1543
01:26:47,360 --> 01:26:52,280
F and that includes free moing for a

1544
01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:54,239
year I'll leave you to think it ever

1545
01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:56,320
you'll stay to lunch of course oh was

1546
01:26:54,239 --> 01:26:58,760
very nice of you but Gard would be most

1547
01:26:56,320 --> 01:27:02,159
disappointed if you

1548
01:26:58,760 --> 01:27:05,480
didn't H Rose what do you think it's

1549
01:27:02,159 --> 01:27:09,560
very nice I'm sure those for weekend he

1550
01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:11,719
R how do I look sh funny know I was

1551
01:27:09,560 --> 01:27:13,639
fancing myself in one of these things

1552
01:27:11,719 --> 01:27:15,159
right he's asking 1300 I'll offer him

1553
01:27:13,639 --> 01:27:17,719
950 Cash ticket or leave it he can have

1554
01:27:15,159 --> 01:27:23,600
it in one pound not if Bea done I'm so

1555
01:27:17,719 --> 01:27:23,600
happy it's a lovely life you to go

1556
01:27:25,520 --> 01:27:28,520
n

1557
01:27:35,540 --> 01:27:52,729
[Music]